So today I had my medical for my new job..
a huge time consuming Dr's appointment...
weight, height, hearing!!!!, vision, strength, flexibility... alcohol test...
and a Drug test..
So she gives me a cup and tells me I have to use that cup and that cup only, it is now my property..If I can not go, I can not leave till I do.. if I do choose to leave without supplying a sample, its instant fail...
Well, easy I think...
So she tells me I cannot flush the toilet or wash my hands, till I have handed the sample over..
and damn if she doesnt need 1/2 a freaking cup!!!
So I can not run water.. and she has to stand at the door to make sure..
So I go in and I am thinking.. dont flush.. dont flush...
And I sit there for what feels like half an hour.. I CANT GO!! me...
the woman who goes if she laughs... and jumps on a trampoline..
I cant go on a long drive, without stopping every 5 mins..
so I go out.. and say.. I cant go..
she was lovely and says..Ok drink some water and see how you go..
apparently it happens all the time!
So 2 glasses of water down... I try again..
Nope ...performance anxiety and I cant even damn well run a tap..
I try standing, shaking... thinking of rain...FAAAARK
Out I go again, red faced...
The Dr comes out and kind of tries not to giggle at me..
so 2 more glasses of water... and I manage ...almost half a cup..
I pass the test, and go home..
and wouldn't you know it..
I stop 4 times on the 30 minute drive to weeeee waay more than half a freaking cup!!!!!