My next door neighbours parrot is driving me f-cking insane. I really don't want to hear that kind of noise at this time of the night.
Thousands of millipedes everywhere! I hate that the wet weather brings them out and the little b**tards are all over the walls and the ground. Argh!!
Sigh. Just so over It. I'd like to know when it's my turn to have a baby and be pregnant and show off the belly bump and new born and everything. I just don't think it's going to happen. Ever.
I hope you both don't wonder why i stopped making an effort..
aside You being my sisters and one of you 'forgot' to come to my wedding.. Hey i've been dealing with that for almost a year now still waiting for the apology.
And the other being so fickle and indecisive assuming i can drop everything with a few days notice to come to your last minute unprepared event. Over and over...
You both never fail to take the **** out of everything in my life, were
Adults now, banding together and making fun of your little sister isn't something your supposed to do when your an adult. Its just mean.
I realize my married surname is not the best and 'funny' upon first hearing it, all the baby name suggestions that rhyme or take the crap out of my surname is not something i find funny.
Go laugh about it amongst yourselves where i don't have to be bombarded with your silly and stupid suggestions to 'one up' each other on who can suggested the 'funniest' alliteration to take the **** out of my surname.
Wish this cold would get stuffed
yell at her again and ill rip your head off
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