DD - go to sleep. You have slept through for MONTHS! Stop being a crazy psycho.
DH - wake up!! This is YOUR fault she's awake. I told you to put her down for a nap at 4/4:15... You didn't. Then I had to deal with her the rest of the evening. It's now been 2.5hrs and I've had enough!!!!
This is suppose to be my peaceful weekend without SD who has been a nightmare all fortnight! *tantrums* I just want to sleep!!