Oh no no no, little miss wakes every hour. It is not time for big cute smiles.
Stop waking up at 5:00!!! It's too early. Mummy needs a rest.
I loathe daylight savings. Its freaking 7.20am and its still dark!! Thank god I'm only visiting Victoria.
Pregnancy insomnia you are kicking my A**. Awake since 0430. Enough!!
Your dog is barking AGAIN. You are home. Get off your butt and do something to make him stop. You were away all long weekend and didnt take the dogs. We had to listen to them bark at all hours.
I feel sorry for the dogs and cats you both own. You both do not deserve to be pet owners.
Nice work, DD. You've broken your mother
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