That's freakin' hilarious!
C'mon though, surely you can help a sister friend out, even if it's just US ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR every week block!
OMG, this has me in tears.
TL, you seriously attract the crazies. Please respond and keep us informed. (Some of us aren't lucky enough to have crazy magnets like you) haha
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I can send plenty of money, after all, my mobile phone was selected for US$1.25m just yesterday, even though it's US dollars, it will be coming from the UK.
I tried to screencap it, but it went all blurry when I tried to resize it? I screencapped, pasted in Paint, blurred out my name and email, and then resized it. The image was the same size and quality, but it was blurry?
Here's the reply, anyway:
Hi Dear Freind!
I'm so so glad you contacted me again!
I'm sorry I didn't get your Facebook message, I wonder why?
I can't possibly leave my dear sister-freind and my sister-freind-children-husband-girl-boy without toys. SO SAD! SO SAD!
If you send me your bank details I will apply US ONE MILLION DOLLAR MONEY DOLLAR into your Western Union account as soon as possible. I assume you use a Nigerian Western Union account? Of course you do!
My boy-girl is doing very well, we hope that soon he can have the gender reassignment surgery that will give him freedom. Boy-girl is so difficult to remember, and no forms have an option for 'both', or even 'unknown', at all! Disgraceful!
The hard part is picking if he wants to be a boy, or a girl. It's a daily struggle for him, pants or skirt? Lipstick or shave? Actually, the shaving part is quite easy, since he's a half-man, the hair only grows on half of his face. So usually he leaves the half-beard, and puts makeup on the other half. Sex is difficult, his half-bits only do half the job. Very sad!
We've had our struggles, Boy-Girl and myself. Our wedding was a fiasco, we both wore the same dress!!
Give my birthday wishes to the sister-children, and let them know their aunt-freind is thinking of them.
Me love you long time!
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That is too funny...lipstick or shave? Half-bits? Wearing the same dress? Bahahaha!
PMSL this whole thing is great. Definitely laughing out loud!
Seriously though, lets pretend it was a legit letter from an old friend...who the hell would start sending ('only') $100 a week?!?! Who the hell falls for this stuff??
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