Imagine after the birth, you can text friends and family 'welcme 2 the wrld
Tfny Ttly Llz Lwz, 8 pnds 4 oz xxxxx '
Instead of all that common and boring nonsense about "vowels"
Talk about a jawbreaker!
I say it should be 'w2twTfnyTtlyLlzLwz8p4ololol'
And do away with those kisses. Replace them with LOLS! Replace everything with lols!
See, much better!
As long as they have the name "Slapper" as a middle name (the first two would HAVE to be hyphenated, of course) then I think it's a totes gawjuz name.
How about -
A friend just suggested lasqueesha?
The "ar" sounds make it more like? Don't ya fink?
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