This is what worries me about bogans. They are usually deniers. Therefore, how do I know I'm not a bogan?
I have a friend who openly admits she is. She is slightly different to Kimberleygal's description, but I think there's a difference between male and female bogans lol. Will always have those horrible long fake nails in over the top colours, loves Holdens, earns a very average wage yet will have a brand handbag (and they are always the openly branded handbags, not a nice subtle one but plastered with logos) and funnily enough the women I consider bogan are obsessive about keeping their mcmansion clean - like you cannot put a cup down without freaking them out about their noice coffee table!