I asked DS1 (4)to pick up the toys that he and DS2 (2) had finished playing with he looked at me all evil like and said "actually mum it was my brother that made the mess not that you would know because you don't listen!" I was gobsmacked and walked out to laugh.
Just a moment ago they were playing with dolls and had put them to bed and he turned off the lights and was closing the door so I asked him what he was up to.. He replied "look mum I will be ****ed off if you wake my baby!" I was like ummm ok dont talk like that please and had to go into another room to giggle. I have no idea where he gets it maybe kinder? We don't talk like that and he hasn't had a baby to wake for anyone to say anything like that.
We just bought bunk beds for the boys and DS2 had only ever slept in his cot. So we set it all up and I said are you going to sleep in there he looked at me and said "no" so I said yes your going to be a good boy for mummy and he said "no mummy naughty!" such a charming fella!
They are hilarious!!
The cutest one by far DS1 had his 4th birthday party at a play centre and it was nearly time to go home, the guests had mostly left and he was bright red from non stop running. He comes up to me so I said ok time to get your shoes so we can go home he turns around and says "oh good mummy my legs have run out of batteries" I had a big laugh from that one!