Oh yes, my DH is a freaking turtle! Yet he's always telling SD to hurry up and not be slow to do things. :/
He also empties the dishwasher and puts things away when it hasn't cleaned properly.
He starts prepping dinner at lunchtime. There's no need to do it that early!
He uses the wrong chopping boards all the time! They are colour coded FFS!
Oh I could go on and on at the moment. DH is in my bad books today lol.