Oh for the love of god, please tell me it ends?
Please tell me that the topic of my neighbour's episiotomy is replaced with something a little less ... medical.
Please tell me that I don't forever have to participate in the poll: How long did you breastfeed your child/ren for?
Please tell me that other mummies will one day want to know my name and what music I like more than they want to know whether or not I slept alongside/smacked/vaccinated my young children.
Please tell me that mummies stop asking their offspring to perform for other mummys and I no longer have to stand and watch the responses to the question: Now show mummy how you ....
Please tell me that the topic of birth and parenting will eventually be discussed in addition to and not to the exclusion of other interesting or important topics.
For once, I'd love to go out and chat with other women without the birthing or parenting stuff dominating conversation. How your child is birthed, how you feed your child and how you raise your child is important to you and those in your life that have a vested interest in you and your child. Why is there the assumption that anyone outside of this circle has the right to know or is interested?