Because I obviously can't.
Went shopping... grocery shopping as well as having to buy a few bits and pieces for people other than me... so not "fun shopping" ... and asked DP to vacuum while I was gone. IT IS NOT A HARD TASK! We have a Dyson so it does most of the work itself, and we have a little house, so again, there's not too much to do. Takes about 10-15 minutes to do. I just wanted to come home to the floor free of bird seed and pellets and various bits of debris (we have tiles) so I had less to deal with.
THREE HOURS I was gone for. I came back... no vacuuming done. *sigh*
Surely I'm not the only one with a partner who is allergic to housework? (I am allergic to it too tbh... I LOATHE it... but I still do it, so I think he should too!).