Get DH to bring home takeaway tonight its fish and chips!
Usually "I'm feeling sick and lazy" is not a good enough excuse to get out of things but when you are pregnant it works a treat!
Best comebacks EVER:
I made a miracle today - what did you do?
Whilst I haven't had any cravings, I love nothing more than:
No one looks at you strange when you're pregnant. You get that sympathetic look to which I wish I could say 'this isn't because I'm pregnant, it's only because I'd look like a pig if I ordered this much when I wasn't.
- Going to KFC and ordering everything off the menu
- Not being able to decide which ice-cream I want, so buying 4 of them
- Ordering 2 deserts because I could
I also love when people say 'oh my gosh you're pregnant' - to which I sratch my head and say 'really? I can't remember the last time I had my period so I better check' or 'no, I just got bored and threw a basketball up under my top, glad you like it'. Mind you, I haven't done this to strangers.
And finally - sitting in very unlady like positions because you can or for some, because you can't. I've also been very, cross my legs, sit up straight and look neat. Being pregnant, I can waddle and plonk myself down anywhere and not care!
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