A few years ago I was in a nightclub (*shudder* I HATE clubbing!), trailing behind one of my friends as we made our way from one room to another. A couple of guys pushed past me, and one of them very swiftly snuck his hand between my legs and copped a pretty decent feel of my "bits". I whirled around to retaliate, but whoever it was was completely lost in the crowd... I was rather flabbergasted!