Oh, so very many... Where to start...
Punkin is very annoying.
As is greazy.
And 'mile' instead of 'miles'.
And and 'pair' used as plural (e.g., "Three pair of jeans.")
A whole nother.
Nucular. (The day I heard McGee on NCIS say it was a sad one indeed...)
Axe instead of ask.
Mis-chee-VEE-us instead of 'mis-che-vus'
Apposed to instead of opposed to.
So many more...