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    Haha oh these poor cats.

    "I'm sorry honey mummy can't make a cross trainer out of building blocks"

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    "Ahhhh nooooo... we don't use the broom to clean up poo!"

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    Seriously your stomach drain is NOT a weapon or a hose stop squirting people.

    Your wheelchair is NOT a weapon it is NOT ok to run people over.

    If you pull your heart and lung leads of one more time im going to switch the dam thing off. ( this is the monitor she wears to bed and pulls it off to make it make terrible noises as soon as she wakes up )

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    Please stop climbing the fridge

    Put some undies on so we can have lunch

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    To DS: 'No ice cream until you've eaten your hamburger!"

    In my defence, it was one of the few times we've gone out to a gourmet burger joint. DS hates burgers and other 'junk' type food. I didn't really care if he ate his burger except that I REALLY wanted some Cold Rock ice cream!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gizmo View Post
    To DS: 'No ice cream until you've eaten your hamburger!"

    In my defence, it was one of the few times we've gone out to a gourmet burger joint. DS hates burgers and other 'junk' type food. I didn't really care if he ate his burger except that I REALLY wanted some Cold Rock ice cream!!
    hehhee love it

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    ah I needed that.

    Could hardly read from laughing.

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    How many fingers can you fit in your ring?

    We were taking pics of our wedding rings on our newborn DDs fingers.

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    " no darling the tooth fairy doesn't use pliers"

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    Default Things you never thought you would say...

    'Please darling, take the sausages out of your ears!'

    After hysteric screaming of 'no no no' at the cat and wiggling her finger:
    'Its ok DD the cat is allowed to eat his biscuits, it's just you who isn't allowed to eat them!'
    (This happens every single time she sees the cat eating!!)

    When looking after my nephew:
    'No DN we don't play with our doodle at the table!'

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