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    Oh some of these are the greatest!! craking up!!!

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    Please hop out if the fridge.

    No sweetie I don't want your aeroplane in my dinner

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    I remembered reading this ages ago and had to dig it up as I had to say something to DS2 just now as I never ever thought I would have to say....

    'Please don't put your fingers up your bum and smell them.....yuck!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyDucks View Post
    I remembered reading this ages ago and had to dig it up as I had to say something to DS2 just now as I never ever thought I would have to say....

    'Please don't put your fingers up your bum and smell them.....yuck!'

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    Most recently I've found myself saying 'get your fingers out of your bum!'

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    Please don't ever poo in the cat litter again - that is for the CAT!!!! (this was when DS was 2 years)
    This one made my belly hurt from laughter!

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    These are great. No wonder cats always look so annoyed when kids are around

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