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    Default Funny but gross M/S stories!

    So I thought I might make lite of my grossness.
    Warning: it's gross!

    M/S has kicked in full force overnight.
    I made a mad dash for the toilet this morning to puke.
    A minute later DS comes toddling in and watches me, making me feel worse.
    Then he decided to put his hand in it mid-******.
    Puke. Went. Everywhere!!!!!
    He started screaming, I started crying, it was hilariously disgusting lol!

    Anybody else ever have a grossly funny m/s situation?

    Please share, make me feel better

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    Lol poor you and poor DS!

    Mine is definitely TMI but I threw up in DF's lap while er BJing... :/
    We both had a good laugh over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooke88(mum2b09) View Post
    Lol poor you and poor DS!

    Mine is definitely TMI but I threw up in DF's lap while er BJing... :/
    We both had a good laugh over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooke88(mum2b09) View Post
    Lol poor you and poor DS!

    Mine is definitely TMI but I threw up in DF's lap while er BJing... :/
    We both had a good laugh over it.
    Hahaha that's great!!!!

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    Lol I actually started a thread on it a month or two ago.
    DF was a good sport lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooke88(mum2b09) View Post
    Lol poor you and poor DS!

    Mine is definitely TMI but I threw up in DF's lap while er BJing... :/
    We both had a good laugh over it.
    Hahahaha!!!! I had to read that about 4 times to make sure I was reading that right

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    I just snorted my root beer out of my nose!
    Hahaha, how to kill the moment.

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    Yeah, I was PG with DD1, and made the mistake of drinking an up & go too fast, then got into DFs car so he could take me home. 2 mins up the road and I vomited all over myself. I got out the car and got completely changed on the side of the road, but DF was more concerned about whether I'd got any in his car which I didn't!!

    With DD2 I learnt that I'd vomit everything up everytime I ate. So I learnt to eat half my food, then vomit, then go back to happily eating the rest of my food. Saves spewing it all up


 

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