The boob thing is probably a bit much.
Which brings me to a funny story. I was at my grandmothers house over there and a family friend comes over now picture this she is wearing white boots really high ones, a white mini skirt and a gold and white top something you would wear when you are clubbing here anyway my 70 year old grandmother turns to me and says "why can't you dress nice like her, you dress like a boy always in pants, I know why cause your fat, you need to lose weight, then you can dress like that"..
I was a size 12 at the time! Takes a while to get used to things.