Random quotes that make you LOL

**zombiekitty** · 05-05-2012 20:38

Originally Posted by ToughLove

I always tell DH that his teeth are so crooked he could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

He cracks up every time

but doesn't that more so if someone has bucked teeth?

**London** · 05-05-2012 21:51

Now I feel like watching Scrubs and Friends.

**mamajess** · 06-05-2012 23:20

Originally Posted by London

Soo many True Blood quotes that we use! Mainly Lafayettes cos he says the best stuff.

*point finger in air, stare at person for a few seconds saying nothing then bounce finger a couple of times* "........b!tch" - Lafayette

"You eat it the way I F**KIN MAKE IT!" - Lafayette

"Ohhhh lover you gonna make me clutch my pearls" - Lafayette

"F**k you, she wants me here!" - Alcide

Oooo Lafayette has the best lines!!
"so you're a witch...who's a nurse...who's a dude?!"