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    A couple more!

    What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves!!

    There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says do you know how to drive this thing?

    What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?
    Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it

    What do you call a monkey with a pork chop on his head?

    A griller

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    What's the definition of mixed emotions?

    - seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car.

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    So on Monday this rabbit walks into a cafe and asks for 2 toasted cheese and carrot sandwiches. The kitchen staff think this is pretty funny, so they make them for him. He comes back each day that week and asks for a cheese and carrot toastie. On Friday he decides to change up a bit and has one cheese and carrot and one cheese and sardine toastie. Immediately on finishing his meal he falls off his chair. As he lies dying on the floor the waiter rushes over and asks him what's wrong. "Should have known..." he mumbles "...a rabbit like me couldn't handle mixing my toasties."


 

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