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    Omg, I forgot my favourite one ever!

    What game do you play with a wombat?
    Wom.

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    What do you call a blind dinosaur? Idontthinkhesaurus

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    Two cows in a paddock. One turns to the other and says. "I'm really worried about this mad cow disease...."
    The other replies with "I'm not, because I'm a tractor!"

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    What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift".

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    A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar.

    The bra goes up to the bartender and orders them a drink.

    The bartender says, "Don't you think you've had enough to drink?"

    The bra says, "Why would you think that?"

    The bartender looks at the bra and jumper leads and says, "Well you're off your t.its and he's trying to start something!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shelle65 View Post
    What do you call a blind dinosaur? Idontthinkhesaurus
    What do you call a blind dinosaurs seeing eye dog?

    I dontthinkhesaurus-rex

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    Quote Originally Posted by onionskin View Post

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
    Why did the other koala fall put of the tree? Cos it was dead.

    Why did the kangaroo die?
    Koalas kept falling in its head

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    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.


    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

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    my daughters favourite

    how do you wake up lady gaga??

    poker face

    you only live once...but if you do it right ~ once is enough.

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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Well if your going to cry about it I won't tell you.


    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    What are you getting so excited about?


 
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