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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.

    What do you call a deer standing still with no eyes?

    Still no idea.

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    Why did the cow cross the road? Because it wanted to go the mooooovies.

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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    what do you call a guy on your front step with no arms or legs

    matt

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    did u hear what happened to the two nuts walking down the street?
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    one of them was a salted.

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    WHat do Giraffes have that no other animals have?




    Baby Giraffes.





    What's big, red and eats rocks?


    A big red rock eater.



    What animal can jump higher than a house?



    All of them - houses can't jump.

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    Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
    We used to tell something similar to this when I was in year 10, we thought it was hilarious..no idea why LOL..

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    One from fob... why is the sky blue?



    Because the grass had dibs on green..

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    One that stuck with me from an old Muppet Show episode.

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?


    (H)ell if I know....

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    I love "lame jokes" DP asked what I'm laughing at and when I told him he just rolled his eyes and shook his head

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    An oldie that cracks my kids up every time is

    Why was 6 sad?

    Because 789..

    And why did the tomato blush?

    Because it saw the salad dressing.


    Dad always had the cemetery jokes when we drove past one
    - look kids it's the dead centre of town, everyone's dying to go there'

    'that place is no fun kids you'd be bored stiff' etc etc


 

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