Lame joke tread!

**Skullduggery** · 01-05-2012 23:58

Originally Posted by meljemillie

my daughters favourite

how do you wake up lady gaga??

poker face

I guess that's this generation's version of: How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? Poke 'im on

**Skullduggery** · 02-05-2012 00:00

Originally Posted by happygrl

Why did the other koala fall put of the tree? Cos it was dead.

Why did the kangaroo die?
Koalas kept falling in its head

we had...

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was stapled to the first one.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Coz he thought it was a game.

**headoverfeet** · 02-05-2012 00:27

Wanna hear a joke about a bird? 'no' 'oh' Hawkward!

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**PuppyGuts** · 02-05-2012 05:42

Would u like to hear a joke about margarine? Oh id better not, you might spread it.

What did one kiwi statue say to the other?

Statue bro?

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**Shoopuf** · 02-05-2012 06:43

Where did the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

**MrJones&Me** · 02-05-2012 08:14

What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

How did the idiot try to kill a fish?
Drown it

How did the idiot try to kill a bird?
Throw it off a cliff

**Misschief** · 02-05-2012 10:10

I was having a crap start of he morning, so I thought I'd check in on this thread. Thanks for turning a crappy morning into an ok morning

**MothersMilk** · 02-05-2012 10:12

What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito

**liss7** · 02-05-2012 15:03

Bahahahahaha! These are really good for my pregnancy-brain - I get them!!

Here's MIL's gem:

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
Get down!