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    Quote Originally Posted by meljemillie View Post
    my daughters favourite

    how do you wake up lady gaga??

    poker face
    I guess that's this generation's version of: How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? Poke 'im on

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    Quote Originally Posted by happygrl View Post
    Why did the other koala fall put of the tree? Cos it was dead.

    Why did the kangaroo die?
    Koalas kept falling in its head
    we had...

    Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was dead.

    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was stapled to the first one.

    Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Coz he thought it was a game.

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    Wanna hear a joke about a bird? 'no' 'oh' Hawkward!

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    Would u like to hear a joke about margarine? Oh id better not, you might spread it.

    What did one kiwi statue say to the other?

    Statue bro?

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    Where did the king keep his armies?







    In his sleevies.


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    What do you call a man with a shovel?

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    How did the idiot try to kill a fish?
    Drown it

    How did the idiot try to kill a bird?
    Throw it off a cliff

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    I was having a crap start of he morning, so I thought I'd check in on this thread. Thanks for turning a crappy morning into an ok morning

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    What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

    A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito

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    Hehe funny well I thought they my Son didn't lol

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    What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
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