Wanna hear a joke about a bird? 'no' 'oh' Hawkward!
this thread reminds me of this Facebook page https://m.facebook.com/pages/wanna-h...806850964&_rdr
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and
third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Sometimes the 'unfinisheds' are among the most beautiful symphonies.
What do you call a man with a shovel?
What do you call a man without a shovel?
How did the idiot try to kill a fish?
How did the idiot try to kill a bird?
Throw it off a cliff
dd2 due feb 14
I was having a crap start of he morning, so I thought I'd check in on this thread. Thanks for turning a crappy morning into an ok morning
What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
How's the serenity?
Bahahahahaha! These are really good for my pregnancy-brain - I get them!!
Here's MIL's gem:
What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
Hehe funny well I thought they my Son didn't lol