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    Quote Originally Posted by meljemillie View Post
    my daughters favourite

    how do you wake up lady gaga??

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    I guess that's this generation's version of: How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? Poke 'im on


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    Quote Originally Posted by happygrl View Post
    Why did the other koala fall put of the tree? Cos it was dead.

    Why did the kangaroo die?
    Koalas kept falling in its head
    we had...

    Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was dead.

    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Coz it was stapled to the first one.

    Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Coz he thought it was a game.


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    headoverfeet is offline You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.
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    Wanna hear a joke about a bird? 'no' 'oh' Hawkward!

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    Would u like to hear a joke about margarine? Oh id better not, you might spread it.

    What did one kiwi statue say to the other?

    Statue bro?

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..........
    but without sugar and water, you're lemonade is gonna suck.
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    Where did the king keep his armies?







    In his sleevies.

    Sometimes the 'unfinisheds' are among the most beautiful symphonies.

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    What do you call a man with a shovel?

    Doug

    What do you call a man without a shovel?

    Douglas

    How did the idiot try to kill a fish?
    Drown it

    How did the idiot try to kill a bird?
    Throw it off a cliff
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    I was having a crap start of he morning, so I thought I'd check in on this thread. Thanks for turning a crappy morning into an ok morning

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    What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

    A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito

    How's the serenity?

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    Bahahahahaha! These are really good for my pregnancy-brain - I get them!!

    Here's MIL's gem:

    What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
    Get down!

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    Hehe funny well I thought they my Son didn't lol


 

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