Wanna hear a joke about a bird? 'no' 'oh' Hawkward!
this thread reminds me of this Facebook page https://m.facebook.com/pages/wanna-h...806850964&_rdr
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Sometimes the 'unfinisheds' are among the most beautiful symphonies.
What do you call a man with a shovel?
What do you call a man without a shovel?
How did the idiot try to kill a fish?
How did the idiot try to kill a bird?
Throw it off a cliff
♪ Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
'Cause I want to be someone who believes♫
I was having a crap start of he morning, so I thought I'd check in on this thread. Thanks for turning a crappy morning into an ok morning
What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
How's the serenity?
Bahahahahaha! These are really good for my pregnancy-brain - I get them!!
Here's MIL's gem:
What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
Hehe funny well I thought they my Son didn't lol