That ridiculously expensive giant car that parks over the line in the car park?
I didn't leave extra room on that side/and squeeze out of the drivers side door, so that you could take up my park! I did it so I had room to get my DD out!
You parked so close! And You would've had to squeeze out your drivers side door so there is no way you couldve 'missed' how close you were.
Because I parked so close to the wall, and you parked so close to me, DD and I had to climb in through the boot!
You are lucky I didn't just smack her door into your car. I can't see what else you would've expected me to do.