this thread has had me in stitches!! i especially love the cheese story, what is winter and summer cheese?!!?
when i was 18 i was in hospital, suspected appendicitis. they wanted to do an internal ultrasound to confirm that it was my appendix and not something else. So the ultrasound technician is a young male (on the topic of pedos and gender discrimination etc when doing an internal male ultrasound technician (sonographer?? not too sure of the correct term - sorry!) have to be accompanied by a female!) and he's prepping the equipment and says to me "so.. do you want to put it in or do you want me to?" *horrified me* "well your hand is going to be there anyway you may as well do it!"