Dress vajwhatnowing??? I have to do what to my what?? Am I getting this right..I have to bedazzle my vajazzle before I get into the club??! I'v done some things to get into a club in my time, but this, well, all's im sayin' is that there better be some damn hot eye candy in here!
*shakes head in a motherly kind of way*
Oh Honey- if you knew of the hotness and the sneakiness that goes on under the tables and in the bathrooms.. well... you would have been Vajazzled since May last year in anticipation!
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