I know it'll be more than one sentence, but meh I need a release:
1. Safe driving gaps do NOT mean driving up my tail pipe.
2. See the orange bulb on your car, thats an indicator, use it!
3. 12 items or less, does not mean a whole ****ing trolley!
4. DS1 and DS2, if I spoke in a foreign language, would you understand better? Cleaning your rooms does not mean stuffing it all in the cupboard in hope it'll shut or under the bed.
5. Winter, **** off already.
6. If another person asks me whats wrong with my face they will get a punch in the face... its adult acne FFS. YES Im aware of it....
7. Inviting people over to your house to brag about how perfect your life is when they know your family is ****, isnt going to make me come back EVER.
8. When you divorce partners, you dont divorce kids, no matter how old they are, you are still a parent.
9. In relation to above, when meeting a new partner you dont dump your kids for THEIR family instead.
10. Maybe I shold add some ****ing drama to my life to get your attention more? I give you NO grief and yet Im still the black sheep.
11. I quit a a mother and wife. JUST FOR ONE WEEK, ALL BY MYSELF....
12. I work, it's call raising the humans being that will grow up to prescribe your placebos and wipes your asses! They dont come with an "automatic raise" button.
13. DS2 I love you, but please just SHUT UP for 5 mins, PLEASE.
14. DS1 and DS2, Im sick of the bickering and fighting, seriously....
15. WHY havent they invented a way for groceries to get from your car into the cupboards and fridge yet?
Im sure I'll have more, but at the moment it's enough to prevent a pressure stroke or heart attack.