One Line Vent Thread #3

[LimeGiraffe]

You are self-centered, careless and downright rude. I understand you've had it rough recently but tbh I only hope you realize life is more than back-stabbing the people who actually have your back. Grow up.

[Hootenanny]

Damn you squirellex you've made me want to change my username

[squirrelex]

Damn you squirellex you've made me want to change my username

Is this a comment or a vent hahaha. Glad to hear I'm driving u nuts. I thought you'd be a hard one to crack. I guess that's what happens when you have kids and become nocturnal. No more bright eyes and bushy tails.

All previous squirrel puns were in no way intentional :P

[BbBbBh]

"You are a self absorbed idiot who should read something about attachment in children so that you realise your stupid demands are not in the best interests of your child- you might then acknowledge that i'm not being spiteful, i'm just a functional mum who recognises when her child is in distress because of your inane actions. Oh and if you really gave a stuff about your child you would make the effort to shower him and change him into his jamas when he stays over instead of making him sleep in his clothes cause you think it will upset me (which it does but i'm not biting)"

[Allymumtobe]

Sorry I had to remove I upset someone

[Clementine Grace]

IVF Drugs, i hate you! Metformin, i particularly hate you for waking me up with horrible tummy cramps tonight and I hate the rest of you for making me fat, cranky and have migraines every afternoon. Doing IVF with a fifo partner sucks balls. Actually, just doing IVF sucks balls. If i have one more person tell "just relax" and it will happen, i will kill them! I Also MIL, for the 7th time, i do not need an american surrogate!! My oven is perfectly fine, so are my eggs, it's your son who doesn't have enough swimmers.

[Psylent]

DH: spending $1000 in one weekend is NOT okay, especially before rent, bills, food and nappies have come out.

Also, your brother's ridiculous money-making schemes NEVER work. Stop getting sucked in, and please realise that although he is related to you, the guy is a useless, dirtbag f^cktard who only calls you when he wants money.

[BlueLips]

This mofo of a headache won't go away. I'm sick and I don't wannnnaaaaa work tomorrow !!!

[Nemmi]

Dear 22 month old son
I've tried to find a nice way to say this but I can't

you are a f***ing bed hog! Seriously your father and I used to share a SINGLE bed and you and I can't even share a queen size? ??

Love mummy

P.s
The safety rail is there for a reason,
The middle of the bed is NOT yours.

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[OneNowOneLater]

It blows that I reckon I'll need to come to terms with the fact DS will probably be over due I wanted to have him settled and somewhat routined around DD and her schooling. But it doesn't look like I'll get that chance at all Rasberry leaf tea, clary sage oil (bath, rubbed in and inhaled) and $ex has not worked at all, despite my cervix being ripened

I'm over it all