I have just hobbled up to bed - of course now I'm on bh mobile lol - anyway I crawl into bed and DH as usual is hogging the blanket. I tried to nudge him didn't work so I laid down and pushed him back with my leg.
Guess I got strong because I kicked him right out of bed. He crashes to the floor wakes up and says "wtf" and I'm like "oh honey did you fall out of the bed?" then roll over and sit half giggling in shock.