Saw this just before and had to share.
Pregnant or Drunk?
(as studied by KaizerSohzay)
Activates weird cravings at all hours of the night
Probably will result in baby
Your belly grows
You create new food combo choices, such as peanut butter and pickles
Anything makes you sick - especially in the morning
When under this affliction you shouldn't drink anymore
You swear to God you will never do it again
You can no longer control emotions, especially sadness and anger
You probably promised yourself you were not going to do it
You may p**s yourself