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    I am loving this thread but dh and my mum are getting annoyed that I keep laughing when they are trying to watch the telly

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    Farts are hilarious! The first time I farted in front of dp, he said 'go on, everyone does it'... So I did and I haven't stopped since, but he always said he can't believe how long and loud that first one was and that he never shouldve encouraged me and that I'm an animal!! Bahaha!
    My friends and I fart in front of each other and we just laugh! It's natural and bloody funny!!
    Great thread op!

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    I love love love a good fart. When DH and I started going out I tried so hard not to fart in front of him, to be lady like and all that... Til one day he tells me that when we cuddle up in bed I fart on his leg in my sleep. He's never been free from a fart cloud around me since that day.

    I like to fart in the car and then lock the electric windows so he's trapped with it!

    I like to crop dust.

    I like it when it just rips out first thing in the morning, such a nice way to start the day.

    I just love to fart!

    On the other hand I may have heard DH do one once in the entire time we've been together and I'm not even sure it was one.

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    Dh is always disgusted by my poo clouds.

    he says they sound like a machine gun going off after its been dropped in a pool.

    pmsl.

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    I love the farts when you can actually feel your tummy shrinking as the air leaves !! Best feeling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny88 View Post
    I love love love a good fart. When DH and I started going out I tried so hard not to fart in front of him, to be lady like and all that... Til one day he tells me that when we cuddle up in bed I fart on his leg in my sleep.
    I was a lady too in the beginning. First time I stayed over at dh's house, I didn't fart all night, despite having Chinese for dinner and lots of alcohol. The next morning as I was leaving, he is waving from the front step as I reverse down the driveway. The windows were shut, so I let rip....and accidently followed through. I don't know how but I kept smiling and drove as quickly as possible to the nearest Maccas to change

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    When we first started going out DH would never fart in front of me
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    until he had fallen alseep and he would let out massively longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg trumpet farts

    about 3mths after DH farted in front of my by accident and went 'oh sorry I don't normally do that' and I added 'until u fall asleep'


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    We compete to see who can fart loudest at our house. So classy lol

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    I have been giggling like a school kid reading this thread, but two things have made me nearly wet my pants (other than my slack pelvic floor muscles) - "crop dusting" and "get that up ya" - BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noskie View Post
    I love the farts when you can actually feel your tummy shrinking as the air leaves !! Best feeling!
    OMG yes! They are awesome!


 

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