I've been known to drop one and blame the kids.
DH will drop one and then come out and challenge me or DD1 to go and guess what he ate. Eeew lol.
I had a long conversation with a friend about the 'walking farts.' You know, when you really need to fart and every step you take a little one comes out, they are light and airy until you stop 'near the jewellery store and out comes the daddy fart, what a ripper and the snobbish ladies all look at you wide eyed.'
Haha... My brother taught his kids that a fart was called a 'frog'... Cos it sounds like someone trod on a frog. So if you ask them 'did you fart?' they'll look at you blankly and be like 'no, but I did frog!' =]
By the way... those 'walking farts' you're talking about also have another term. It's called 'crop dusting'! This is gross but I used to work as a flight attendant and all the compression/decompression of the aircraft would give us cabin crew really bad bloating and gas. To avoid letting off in the galley all the time, we would walk down the aisle 'crop dusting' haha... the poor passengers!
Don't know if I 'love' it but I am the gassiest person ever. Ever.
eta- Anablam beat me to it ... (good to know about aeroplane staff .. I'll ask for a window seat )
I have no choice BUT to embrace toilet humour and flatulence ... I and the only girl in this house - three boys AND a male dog .. I have no chance
In this house farts are called barvooms, because thats what Jack used to say when he did one when he was little
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I fart in the supermarket because there is nothing funnier than being in the next aisle and hearing someone walk smack bang into your cloud.
I hardly ever fart. Dead serious. DF has only heard me fart twice in 5+ years. I just never need to.
I hate when people fart around me. DF does it on purpose. Sits under the aircon vent and let's one rip. Silently. Then it creeps over to me and I start gagging and he starts laughing 'Sorry babe, should have let you know' seriously, it is NOT funny!
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