Thank you for putting how much you love surprises above the fact that I'm already about to have a melt down due to anxiety and stress, you KNOW "surprises" make things worse, especially if you tell me about them beforehand and then make me wait to find out what it is, so thank you for making it just that bit harder to sleep tonight, and to ensure the panic attack will be even WORSE when it hits.
Ffs, why can't you just get it through your head? I hate surprises. They really, really stress me out, they make me anxious and panicky and I HATE them with a passion. No, it doesn't matter what it "is" or what it could possibly be, and no, it doesn't matter that you wouldn't get me anything bad. It's the SURPRISE BIT that makes it worse. Why do you think no one ever throws me surprise parties!? Because I'll end up hiding in the bathroom, crying my eyes out.
I don't like them, so thank you so much. I'm just going to go curl up in my shower and hyperventilate and cry for the next few hours, so THANK YOU.