Dear ex DP,
How do you like them apples....
Stiflers Mom (16-01-2012)
DEAR MUM(yes my mum) AND BIL,
GROW UP! You are adults stop the bull, stop the drinking and stop acting like idiots! Stop threatening people who do not do as you want! I am over all of your bull.... I know you are use to people running when you say "watch your back, I am coming for you" they do what you want. In a civilized society we do not do that and I am a law abiding citizen who unlike you I am proud NOT to have a criminal record! I am not afraid of you and if I have to I will use the law to put you where you belong....
SORRY all just so annoyed at my want to be gang/mafia family
No it wasn't ok for you to say to me i should have a cone to relax over xmas. I have never and will never smoke that, and if you want to be a part of your neice or nephew's life you and your wife had better grow up. It's also not ok for you to tell my DH to smoke it cause it will help him relax. We were stressed out with having to deal with you and your immature wife for 3 days!!
The only thing that made up for it was the fact that your children adore DH and I.
Dear mum and dad,
you frustrate me to no end, it's not ok to tell my DH behind my back that he has to do more around the house, he does what he can in the time he has, so don't judge, maybe you should be saying these things to your other children cause looking at their house they couldn't care less about how it appears to people. Where we actually have pride in our house and belongings.
your daughter - you know the one you say is soooo special to you....
Dear Miss Niece 5.
For one minute.
I'm proud you can sing a song about a skin colored texta but seriously...
Just one minute.
Why can't you grown the f up and stop ruining your son and granddaughter's birthday parties. DD is the one turning 2, not you!!! Surely you are old enough to be able to tolerate the presence of your 35-year-ex-husband for two whole hours so DH and DD can see him for their birthdays too. No wonder DH doesn't like spending tine with you, honestly life is not all about you!!! GRRRRR!!!
Dear digestive system,
Please go back to normal. I dont know how many more litres of water, mls of lac-dol, dried apricots and psyllium husks my body can handle before it gives up. Im too sore and exhausted for this. I dont want to end up like elvis.
Go the eff to sleep and stay asleep for a few hours.
It does NOT take 45 minutes to put 2 children to bed, ffs.
"Bed time" does not translate to "play time" in any way!! I've been telling you this for near 7 years now...... what does it take to get something through that head of yours? No, Really??? I need to know!!
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