Dear ex DP,
Why cannot you not understand how much I am hurting right now? First you accidentally gave me herpes down there and then told me it was karma for my younger days, then you gave me gifts you had obviously brought yourself for Xmas and then completely ignored my 30th and abused me 10 minutes before my special dinner for being a materialistic brat, and now you want to be friends? I treat my enemies better than you ever treated me but it still doesn't stop me loving you so much
Please, just leave me be and stop messaging me about all the random things which happen in your day.
From a very sad and lonely girl