There's a scary noise in the house! I must go and investigate with my baseball bat - especially if the noise is coming from the attic or the basement!
I'm going to go for a run, which involves me putting my hair in a ponytail, wearing a sports bra and shorts, and being covered in a beautiful glow. At no point will my hair frizz or my skin colour go pink.
The goblin king is David Bowie, and he wants to spend his life with me, but instead of saying YES like any normal person I tell him he has no power over me. Pfft! THAT one has to be the most unrealistic of the lot!