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    Quote Originally Posted by northern View Post
    another one, when someone says do you like what I've done with my hair / haircut? dad will say, take that stupid wig off and I'll tell you.

    Conversely if he gets his hair cut, not that there's much to cut, he complains that no one notices and pretends to flick long hair on either side over his shoulders.
    Hahaha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by northern View Post
    another one, when someone says do you like what I've done with my hair / haircut? dad will say, take that stupid wig off and I'll tell you.

    Conversely if he gets his hair cut, not that there's much to cut, he complains that no one notices and pretends to flick long hair on either side over his shoulders.


    One of my favourites -

    Me: My nose is running.

    Dad: Well you had better bl00dy catch it before it gets away!



    Also,

    Me: *just finished eating dinner* May I be excused?

    Dad: No. You need to keep your iron levels up. Finish your fork.

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    Me: can you remind me to do "blah" later
    Dad: Hey Kel, remember to do "Blah".
    Me: remind me later
    Dad: it is later.

    He does it all the time (as does hubby).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoopuf View Post



    Also,

    Me: *just finished eating dinner* May I be excused?

    Dad: No. You need to keep your iron levels up. Finish your fork.
    Gold!

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    Thank you for the giggles everyone! My Dad isn't a joker but these are right up my alley!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellalika View Post
    Me: can you remind me to do "blah" later
    Dad: Hey Kel, remember to do "Blah".
    Me: remind me later
    Dad: it is later.

    He does it all the time (as does hubby).
    I'm very guilty of this one!!!

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    Best thread ever!

    Me: where's Mum?
    Dad: she's gone to China.

    Never figured out why China, but it's a recurring theme. ...

    Me: what are you doing Dad?
    Dad: diggin' a hole to China.

    Didn't matter WHAT he was doing, that was the response.

    And likewise -

    Me: where are you going Dad?
    Dad: (yep you guessed it) "to China"

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    Dad: You're funny.
    Me: Thanks
    Dad: Don't get too excited - looks aren't everything.


    Later that day ...


    Dad: I'm always amazed at how strong you are for a skinny little thing.
    Me: Thanks Dad
    Dad: No worries honey. But just remember - stench isn't everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoopuf View Post


    One of my favourites -

    Me: My nose is running.

    Dad: Well you had better bl00dy catch it before it gets away!



    Also,

    Me: *just finished eating dinner* May I be excused?

    Dad: No. You need to keep your iron levels up. Finish your fork.
    Ah that's along the is your fridge running?! Better go and catch it then

    Hubby also does
    DH- "hey look a butt for"
    Kids- "what's a butt for"
    DH - "poopin silly"

    I love dad jokes!!!

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    Please don't ever let my dad bizarrely join BH and see this thread...
    Please don't ever let my dad bizarrely join BH and see this thread...
    Please don't ever let my dad bizarrely join BH and see this thread...
    Please don't ever let my dad bizarrely join BH and see this thread...

    *clicks heels*

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