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    Loving this thread

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    grandpa is working in the garage eg: sawing some wood
    me: what's you doin?
    grandpa: making a bloody hamburger, what do you reckon?
    =p my mum used to say this too lol

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    My dad always says the:

    Me: "guess what?"
    Dad: "your mad and i'm not"

    Not funny, just plain annoying!

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    Lol just realized I am the source of the dad jokes for my kids, well now we have hubby so he can take over.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boobycino View Post
    My dad often used to say 'you might be a pain but I can't see through you' if I got in the way of the tv. Oh so clever.
    I usually say " you make a better door then window"

    Quote Originally Posted by Shoopuf View Post
    Me: *eating dinner, a pea falls off my plate*

    Dad: seriously Shoopuf, how many times do I have to ask you not to pee on the table?



    We grew up in the country, and whenever we drove past a paddock with black and white cows in it Dad would go; "Man it's cold - those cows are friesian!"
    lol I usually tell the kids when we have peas eat every lite bite and pea on your plate

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShez View Post
    My dad always says the:

    Me: "guess what?"
    Dad: "your mad and i'm not"

    Not funny, just plain annoying!
    Oh.my.god
    I thought only our family said this one!!

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    This morning ...

    DH: What time is it?

    Me: 7.11

    DH: That's a convenient time.

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    DH has always told bad jokes, but I think they're getting worse now we're expecting our first. His current fave:

    Me: "I have a dead arm from how I slept"
    DH: hands me jeans "here's the denim" (de-numb)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Birdistheword View Post
    "Dad I have something in my eye".... "your finger?"

    Or

    "dad I have something in my shoe" ..."your foot?"
    I do these ones to my girls often, just this morning DD1 told me she had something in her eye and I replied and eyeball.

    I'm laughing so much reading these my SIL keeps giving me funny looks.


    Fighting a losing battle with auto correct Americanizing my spelling!!!!

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    Haha I read one the other day on FB

    Kid: "dad can I go to a 50cent concert?"
    Dad: "sure here's a $1 take your sister"

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmPowering View Post
    omg that was my dads favourite hahaha sad now I miss it


    Quote Originally Posted by MuminMind View Post
    1) Someone/anyone: Be there at 6.30/7, ok?
    DP: 6.37? On the dot?
    OMG that's totally my favourite - I say it ALL the time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barefooted View Post
    Ya know I don't have a Dad (well I was 8 when he passed) You would think that would mean I didn't get Dad jokes......



    Quote Originally Posted by Bell & Bug View Post
    "I got a haircut"
    "What? Just one?"
    I totally do this one too! Only I'm REALLY bad at noticing when people change their hair, so when they get all cranky and say, "I got a haircut and you didn't even notice" I always say, "Next time try cutting more than just the one and I might be in with a chance!"


 
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