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    Default My shameful confession

    I can't hold it in any longer. I'm just going to say it.







    I love Dad jokes. I can't help it. The cornier the better. I love the cheesiness and the woeful puns. They crack me up. You might even say they are just too punny. See what I did there?

    Somebody entertain me - what's the worst (read: BEST! ) Dad joke or pun you've got?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoopuf View Post
    i can't hold it in any longer. I'm just going to say it.







    I love Dad jokes. I can't help it. The cornier the better. I love the cheesiness and the woeful puns. They crack me up. You might even say they are just too punny. See what I did there?

    Somebody entertain me - what's the worst (read: BEST! ) Dad joke or pun you've got?
    Me: Can you make me a cup of coffee/tea?
    Dad: Waves his hands over your head and says 'Poof! You are now a cup of coffee/tea!'

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    I love them too!! Unfortunatly I can't think of any off the top of my head (lucky I am a Mum) but my Dad and FIl just make jokes out of the situations we are in, like bad puns etc and I always crack up laughing while every other sibling/inlaw rolls their eyes then looks at me in disbelief. That just makes me giggle more when I try to stop laughing if it was a really good one.

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    Daaaaad I feel like a *insert unhealthy confectionary item*
    Well, you certainly don't look like one!

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    My Dad calls half past 2 'dental time', as it's two thirty. Get it... 'tooth hurty'

    Arghhhh...

    He even got his secretary saying it at work. "Yes, the appointment's at dental time."


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    'Dad I'm hungry'...'Hi Hungry I'm Dad'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl X View Post
    My Dad calls half past 2 'dental time', as it's two thirty. Get it... 'tooth hurty'

    Arghhhh...

    He even got his secretary saying it at work. "Yes, the appointment's at dental time."

    Oh wow - I literally laughed out loud at that! You owe me a new couch cushion Girl X ... This one is now covered in the tea I just spat out of my nose

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    These are great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl X View Post
    My Dad calls half past 2 'dental time', as it's two thirty. Get it... 'tooth hurty'

    Arghhhh...

    He even got his secretary saying it at work. "Yes, the appointment's at dental time."

    LOL my hubby says this alll the time!

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    Ask FIL would you put the kettle on?
    He says nah it won't fit me.

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