Before DS was born, I had a fab booty. I was bootlicious in all the right ways. I had a badunk to be reckoned with. It was probably my favorite part of my body. It filled out a pair of jeans nicely. It got compliments. Maybe it was too fat for some people, but I loved it.
It seems to have fallen off me, or melted into my thighs. Literally a few hours after I gave birth, I looked in the mirror and I no longer has a beautiful, round, hilltop - but instead, it looked like there had been a mudslide.
No matter how many squats I do, I can't get that definition back. The jeans of my bum are saggy.
Now I just have creepy skinny calves and flabby thighs that go straight up to my stomach.
I'm feeling sad tonight.
I miss my butt.