all these posts are describing a girl I went to highschool with who I still see pics on FB - I am in stitches here because I always knew she was a bogan but this just confirms it
-white fake fingernails
-fake designer handbags
-large tattoo on her torso
-wears heaps of eyeliner
-orange spray tan
-long wavy hair dyed heaps of different shades of blacks, browns and red
-keeps of jewlerry
-a small dog she dressed up in funny dog clothes
-a white christmas tree
-Bali is her favourite desination
-she only drinks cocktails out of fishbowl classes
-her and her friends hire hummer limos for various events
-her husband spend the last 10yrs sleeping with her best friend (not nice, really quite sad actually)
-her unit has ALOT of downlights, BIG white tiles, an L shaped faux suede couch with ottoman, and a big plasma.
-every photo of her on FB is taken with her iphone standing in front of the mirror, doing the fish pout and wearing bikinis.