OMG I do so many of these
One of the most regulars are the whole forgetting the washing in the machine and having to re-wash it (and then moaning to DH he doesnt understand just how much time it takes to do the washing/drying/folding etc.)
Also I often understimate the cost of something I really want if I know we can afford it but if I think DH wont think its worth it
I tape 7th Heaven and watch it religiously and I sneak shopping bags of clothes for me and the kids into the house so DH doesn't know I have spent money. I use the dryer when it's a sunny day, but it's just too cold to go outside.
I just hid from the kids in the kitchen and ate two big slices of mud cake and double cream for dinner. The kids got pumpkin soup and no dessert cause it's not Friday (dessert night). Lol.
I sometimes sit and look at bub hub and fb that much that I get head aches... Sometimes when Im really bored I just sit there refreshing till something new comes up (Yes I know I sound like a loser!)
I have used DS being difficult all day as an excuse as to why I havent done absolutley anything all day.
I have on occasion left the dry washing on the line for days saying that its still damp.
I pretend Im sick when MIL wants to take me out to lunch because secretly I really dislike her (Shes a horrible person but DH is a bit of a mummys boy and Im too nice to say what I really think of her )
I also sometimes "forget" to get something out for dinner so later on I can suggest takeaway.
I hardly ever clean my oven or my fans, yet the rest of the house is spic span clean.
Our clean washing lives in baskets because I NEVER fold washing
I have yelled at DH for drinking out of the bottles but secretly I always am
Ok thats enough for now..I must look really lazy...I promise Im not
I play the glee soundtrack every day. And sing and dance along. Its for DS's entertainment, I swear....
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The cupboard under my sink is "out of bounds"....because, well, a few times when I've had visitors due over and a pile of dishes on the sink, I've stashed the worst ones under there...and just kinda forgot about them til next time. Oops....
I have a huge drawer of....errr...."toys", and I kinda have an obsession with adding to the collection, and I love visiting the shops *blush*
I often rewash my loads several times because I forget to hang them out.
Yesterday I kept my son home from school because I am sick with bronchitis and didn't want to get out of bed.
Once, I thought I needed to fart, but it was actually diarrhea....EWWW! I was absolutely mortified and felt like crying. Luckily I was at home by myself....
Sometimes, when I really just need some time out, I let my son play Xbox or his DS all day whilst I sleep or read a book.
Right now, I'm feeling too lazy to get up and have a shower, even though I haven't had one for 3 or 4 days...eeek
Last edited by ~ElectricPink~; 08-06-2012 at 20:05.
Currently standing in the kitchen eating milk and cookies while DH is nearby on the computer... Dunking two biscuits into the milk at a time so DH doesn't know how many I'm munching
Oh, and I just remembered I haven't brushed my teeth today
Last edited by MoonMoon; 09-06-2012 at 00:33.
I eat the Nutella out of the jar with a spoon then when DP goes to it he asks where has it all gone there was heaps on here yesterday I tell him the kids had a heap of Nutella sandwiches lol
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