I get up and down A LOT when I wake up on a weekend morning so DP wakes up too, even though she always lets me sleep until I wake up myself :s
If DP has a block off (5 days), I make her come to work with me some days just so she doesn't get to spend all day in bed (I see a common theme here!)
I eat dinner with the kid I nanny for, then have second dinner with DP.
If I'm late, she must record our shows for me and not watch 'til I'm home. If she's late, I'll watch it anyway and then watch it again with her (really will be on my phone playing Draw Something or on BH or FB)
I tell her off for catching cabs, not buses, but I often catch a cab home when I can't be bothered busing. (of course I just got an earlier bus that day).
I wear the one shirt she asks me not to wear when I am working
I ate all the chocolate she got given for Christmas myself
I blame my phone when someone says I never replied to a message they sent
There are many more. But I know DP does similar things so I don't feel too guilty about it!