Hehehe I love this thread!
I tell DH I'm researching activities etc for my FDC but really I'm on BH.
I use the DS and DD woke up "x" amount of times last night so I get go stay in bed while DH gets up.
DH thinks item of clothing I've ever brought for myself, DS and DD have always been on sale.
Our cleaner does 3 hours every week not 2 just so I don't have to fold the washing and change the sheets.
One of us is always "sick" when certain people ask to come visit.
Yes microwaved scrambled eggs or banana splits are dinner for DS and I when DH is away.
Shaving legs and underarms only ever gets done when clothes that cover those areas are dirty.
Hmmm I'm sure there is more so no doubt you will see more from me lol