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    Quote Originally Posted by babycake View Post
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    When my twins were about 4 we were at a shoppng centre and had an upset tummy. I was absolutely desperate to go to the toilet for a number two. It came on quite suddenly. I rushed them to the nearest toilet i ushered them inside as i did not want to leave them unattended for god knows how long.
    Soooooo, i get my pants down asap and feel relief almost immediately, having just made it. Then it starts. at the top of their little voices. OH MY GOD MUM that Stinks.. URGGGGGHHHH mum. Yuck. And my personal favourite from my DD i think I am going to vomit.
    Talk about humiliating. I could here sniggers outsde and outright laughter. I guess they were paying me back for subjecting them to it.
    Bloody kids. <img src="images/smilies/laughing.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Laughing" smilieid="88" class="inlineimg"
    That reminds me of my toilet experience the other day. Absolutely packed toilet (at a uni, so all young students!) - 'Mama - pooey. In there. Mama's pooey. Oh, all gone. Bye, bye pooey.'

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    We have one from today -
    DH took DS to the supermarket. He bought him a little shark Lego figurine and said he could play with it in the bath tonight. DS says "it's going to eat me", and then really loudly...

    "It's going to eat my pen!s"

    Then
    "It's going to eat your pen!s daddy!"

    DH was so embarrassed.

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    I took my son to Floriade when he was a few months short of two. We were sitting down having a snack at a table outside the bar, but he kept running and sticking his head in the bar calling out "Daddy?? Daddy??". Not a great look.

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    Sitting in the doctors waiting room and the doctor walks out, DS aged 5 at the time says "That's my doctor! The one with the black skin!"

    Sigh...there was a gentle conversation that afternoon about things we yell out and things we don't

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    Hahaha. Kids have no filter. These made me laugh so much.

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    Mumma to two beautiful boys on the spectrum and one special little girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babycake View Post
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    When my twins were about 4 we were at a shoppng centre and had an upset tummy. I was absolutely desperate to go to the toilet for a number two. It came on quite suddenly. I rushed them to the nearest toilet i ushered them inside as i did not want to leave them unattended for god knows how long.
    Soooooo, i get my pants down asap and feel relief almost immediately, having just made it. Then it starts. at the top of their little voices. OH MY GOD MUM that Stinks.. URGGGGGHHHH mum. Yuck. And my personal favourite from my DD i think I am going to vomit.
    Talk about humiliating. I could hear sniggers outsde and outright laughter. I guess they were paying me back for subjecting them to it.
    Bloody kids.
    DS is asleep beside me and I'm trying to stifle my giggles!!

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    Today in Kmart DD almost 3 "look mum boobies look at all the boobies" I was trying to get a new bra lol & then proceeds to say over & over "no boobies mum no boobies" she's a charmer
    And DS 7yrs when he was 4 walking home from preschool " look mum they're big & fat like Na" (my mother) was a very. Shhhhh keep walking

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    We were out and a young girl walked past with very dark skin. DD points at her and says very loudly. ' She's ugly mum'. I don't think she heard thank god!!!! I think it was more that she looked so different to what DD was used to. Ironically her grandmother has really dark skin and her Dad

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