LOL love these.
My ds at 2 once asked loudly in the public toilets "why do u have a hairy doodle mum" I could hear giggling from the other cubical's so waited until everyone left to leave.
My dd is a shocker for embarrassing me in public she will ask questions about other ppl like she asked a large tattooed white haired man if he was Santa. If someone has a birthmark or something different she will ask them why 😳 I have told her so many times that it could hurt someone's feelings but she still does it. My ds hates going out with dd because u never know what she will come out with.