At the park Dd2 (2yo) started complaining very loudly that the black boy had told her to go away. There only was one dark skinned child there, and she continued to carry in about the "black boy". I was confused when two white kids walked past and she started screaming and pointing there he was... Next to the purple boy. Yep, tshirt colours.
When I was little my dad wouldn't by me something at Safeway so I started screaming "he's not my father!!"