when my ds1 was 5 days old I was walking out of Target in the city when a woman stopped me dead by asking loudly "what's wrong with your baby?" of course I freaked and looked into the pram just to see my peacefully sleeping baby. I told her nothing was wrong with him, he is just sleeping and her reply
"that's not a real baby!"
I argued with her for a bit then I ran my finger down his cheek so he would move just to prove he was real and she goes "oh I thought it was one of those dolls all you teenagers have now days"
I walked away not knowing if I should laugh or cry.. way to scare the crap out of a new mum psycho lady
eta - oh and about a month ago an old guy in the line behind me at the supermarket had a look at my 3 boys then smiled and me and said "about time someone bought you a tv hey"
Being all sleep deprived and not entirely on the ball it didn't actually register what he'd meant until I walked out of the shop.. it was nearly xmas time so I assumed he was talking about that lol.. damn it, I would've loved to have said "yeah and it's about time someone bought you some manners"