Ladydee - yes indeed! But I don't have to hear most of those stupid comments because most people don't know that I have fertility probs. I get to hear other stupid things, like when I will get pregnant? Are you pregnant? (usually if I eat something unusual, I have any symptom of sickness, and I mean any, or even if I am in a photo with my hand over my stomach, which I was only doing to hold a scarf in place on a lookout!). But I can totally imagine people saying some of the things listed to those they know are having fertility probs, and thinking they are helping.
Lyla - sorry, but if she was my MIL she would be DEAD! What a thing to say to someone who is having probs conceiving. I answer the questions from people pretty much the same way you do, but I'm sick of it. DH doesn't really understand why I get so cranky about it.
Lately I've been tempted to say to people who ask "no, and I have medical problems which may cause me to never be pregnant", just for the slightly twisted satisfaction I would get in their discomfort in having asked the question, because honestly, to me it is never ok to ask those questions. I've just been a lady so far. People who just pop them out don't understand what we go through, and don't even consider the possibility that the person they are asking might not be able to.
Grrrrr......even my rant hasn't cooled me down!