The Bubhub Bugle
The official Paper of the awards season
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Back in press, finally, after forum manager Stinky Veve pulled her finger out and released our budget for another awards season. We're not one to go pointing the finger, but we at the Bugle just think it's a little bit suss how our budget wasn't released from the coffers til a less-reputable and slightly 'stinky' paper was put to print this morning. I for one know BH Bugle readers are smart, and can put 1 and 1 together to make 2...
But back into business!
The first big announcement that the Bugle can tentatively release is that there are whispers going around the pink office that a new mod award has been added to the list this year, for biggest Mod Wannabe. So far we can only speculate that there is a clear front runner in Optimus Slime. Lime. Opti Grime? Whatever. That yankee woman wot lives in Melbourne.
Also, more big news in that we have official documents leaked from that sneaky mod masquerading as the 'Nice One' Katie's Mum that the awards look like going ahead on March 5th 2011 at this stage. "But you didn't hear it from me" she was heard to whisper over the phone. Whatever you say, Jules!
As the race heats up for dates for the evening, everyone is aghast with gossip over claims Mrs. Awesome was heard to mutter "Is it ok to bring a dead guy?" Hey, Mrs A.. we're all for whatever blows your hair back, but we're pretty sure that since Elvis passed in 1977, there wouldn't be much left of him to bring. But hey- we hear Bert Newton is still available.
Another hot contender for dates for the night is Eric Northman from True Blood. Aka Alexander Skarsgård... now, let me set the record straight. I have it on good account that Earthfairy- (the gorgeous preggo goddess that she is) has already lined up the hunky vamp to go with her.. so we're not sure what trip SleeplessBeauty is on when she imaged he said yes to her invite, but whatever it is- we want some! Sleepless- here's a tip- last years hot ticket Alan Rickman is still without a date.. it would be tragic for him to miss out after all he went through last year!
As for fashion for the evening, I've had whispers in my ear from the newly pregnant V8 that a close friend is planning on this stunner: Stinky Veve.. we can only ask- please don't.
Stay tuned for the next copy of the Bubhub Bugle to find out who is siding with who in what is turning out to be this years great debate: Veve Vs. Nomsie (Will power outvote smarts yet again?) and also don't miss our hard hitting article "Since when has f@nny farting been cool?" our investigations may surprise you.
Bubhub Bugle Senior Editor.
(Ps. thank this post if you intend on voting for Noms not veve )